1. Seven things that scare you:

1. Murderers
2. Rapists
3. Murderous Rapists
4. Stupid frightening girls, inlcuding but not exclusively the girl from The Grudge, the girl from The Ring and Alma
5. Tom's room at night time, generally because it's dark after watching any of the above horrible films.
6. I'm occassionally frightened by how much I hate people
7. My unhealthy obsession with really shite programmes, including but not exclusively pokemon and Samurai Jack!!

2. Seven things you like the most:

(Not in any particular order, strictly material things)

1. Money, above all else
2. The sun! It's tech!
3. My T.V
4. The Internet
5. My Bed
6. My means of aquiring many things freely and illegally at my leisure
7. My ability to speak, particularly the ability to move my mouth and escape problematic situations.

3. Seven important things in your room:

1. My clothes! Why hasn't anyone else mentioned this! Do you all love nudity?
2. Computer
3. T.V
4. My sizable wooden box that the T.V sits upon that contains my many electrical beauties.
5. My bed, lestways I sleep upon the floor
6. My conversation currently open with Tom lest I die of bordom.
7. My totally unused satellite box, because I can watch T.V., if I choose, which I don't. ¬¬

4. Seven random facts about you:

1. I beleive that there isn't such a thing as random, you just need to think about it hard enough.
2. I think about everything hard enough.
3. I'm quite possibly the most insecure individual on the face of the planet
4. I absolutely love tidying things
5. I really like not liking people
6. Technically I'm very special because I have seen Tom without his coat many a time!
7. Liklyhood has it I will hold emotional inclinations towards at least 3 or 4 people at any given time.

5. Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Burn down Siemens, not that I'm bitter in any way.
2. Start an emo band and release two albums, one called "High Aspirations and Low Expectations" and the other called "Exaggerations and Falsifications"
3. I would quite like to actually make some kind of dent in my list of people who don't deserve to be alive any more, its getting really long
4. I would really like to write an infinitely successful book that would lead the world to think exactly like me, making my life seriously easier.
5. Fire a firearm, preferable at a person, followed by a succession of other shots, hopefully leading in me being gunned down by Police.
6. Find some sort of distraction from thinking all the time.
7. Buy a house and make it the tech-est thing in the universe!

6. Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:

1. An attractive phsycial appearance is always a good first step
2. An ability to hold a conversation as random or serious as it needs to be
3. A lass with brains is good, but I don't need maths brains, more just an ability to understand my random ramblings
4. Openess! Its critically important! And with that comes honesty.
5. An ability to know when honesty is absolutely catagorically wrong and lying is the best option.
6. Isn't dead I often find helps with a rewarding relationship
7. Holds all the important physical features, i.e. not lacking a nose, or ears, or a mouth, actually, scrap the mouth.

7. Seven things you say the most:

1. Fuck
2. Cunt
3. Excellent!
4. Jesus Christ
5. Ass Ketchup! (He's an assman)
6. Good God
7. Asstastic

8. Seven celeb crushes (whether local or foreign):

1. Jenna Malone, who played Gretchen Ross in Donnie Darko
2. Other
3. Than
4. That
5. I
6. Don't
7. Care.... Jack Sparrow.

Rule #1:
If you open this you GOTTA take it - ( I'm doing a fucking quiz, what would be the point in deliberately not doing part of it other than to fuck you over?)

Rule # 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone
messages you and asks - (So as soon as someone messages me asking what I meant I tell them then? What's the point in that?)

Rule #3:
Only answer True or False - (Fuck you. I answer as I please )

9. Kissed someone on your top friends (on DA)? Uh, yes.

10. Been arrested? I wish, that would be sweet

11. Kissed someone you didn't like? That seems quite unlikely, what would be the point? Oh, wait... hang on...no. No it's a no.

12. You like someone? Certainly doo.

13. Held a snake? Fuck no.

14. Been suspended from school? On more than one occassion, was more than worth it though.

15. Been fired from a job? I guess so. It was more a case of, you leave now because we are done with your services.

16. Sang karaoke? I don't indulge in such faggotry

17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? More than likely, actually yes, a full on yes.

18. Laughed until you started crying? That seems silly, so it's likely.

19. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? You know faggotry? And not doing it? Same goes big nose.

20. Kissed in the rain? Mmm...

21. Sang in the shower? Ok, this faggotry I do induldge in

22. Sat on a roof top? Yes

23. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Certainly not, other wise I would be in prison for killing whoever had done it.

24. Broken a bone? Certainly have, a whole load

25. Shaved your head? No. Me? Never. That would look gross and wrong. How about shut up?

26. Played a prank on someone? No. I'm not a cun... wait. Just no.

27. Had/have a gym membership? Oh yes. Many a time.

28. Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Hahaha, fuck yeah. Loads.

29. Shot a gun? Unfortunately not no.

30. Donated Blood? Not yet. I will someday willingly donate the blood of another though.

31. Had your heart broken? Let's see, yes, yes yes yes yes. So, yeah I would say it's a pretty
safe bet.

32. Broken someone's heart? Um, yeah, seems likely.

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"Who was your last?"
Just be 100% truthful - (what's the point in not?)
LAST PERSON.

33. You hung out with? Jo

34. Last person you texted? Jo

35. You were in a car with? My dear mother most likely

36. Went to the movies with? Uh, I actually have no idea. Most likely everyone?

37. You talked to on the phone? I prefer not to, either parents or Emma?

38. Made you laugh? Tom

39. You hugged? Jo

40. You cried with? Alone, or, um, I remember crying with Miss Willis, that was interesting,
actually, no I have cired a lot since then, so it probably wasn't her. (Not that this makes me sound like a huge sissy in any way ¬¬

41. Talked to on AIM? I prefer not to aim at people.

42. Be serious or be funny? That most certainly depends

43. Drink whole or skim milk? I don't like milk, so I don't care.

44. Die in a fire or get shot? I'm gonna say fire because no one else has, and there is more likelyhood of fucking others over before you die that way.

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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY... - (What is it with you and honesty? You won't know if I don't. ¬¬

45. Sun or moon? Sun

46. Winter or Fall? Fall, snow makes people into dicks.

47. Left or right? Right

48. Sunny or rainy? Sunny bitches!

49. Where do you live? Where don't I live mmmm? England. ¬¬

50. Do you want to get married? Do YOU want to get married? Yes, I do.

51. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it up? Who the fuck has a preference? I don't know, I don't examine my eating of foods in such great detail ¬¬.

52. Do You Cook? Fuck no, I have people to do that shizz for me.

53. Current mood? I don't honestly know. Something. That will do.

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IN THE LAST 72 HOURS HAVE YOU...

54. Kissed someone? Yarp

55. Sang? Yarp

56. Been hugged? Yarp

57. Cried? ....Narp?

58. Like someone you can't have? Yarp.

59. First name: Name what? Oh, me? Dan. Hello

60. Your nickname in dA: Shutthefuckup. No? Oh, I guess I can go by Dan again then, but I prefer people not using my name.

61. Birthday: October 23, along with the rest of the fucking world ¬¬

62. Horoscope sign: Depends, sometimes I'm a Libra, sometimes a Scorpio, that whole cusp deal you see?

63. Birth town: Whitely Shitting Bay! Asstabulous

64. Religion: I don't quite know, Christianity is probably closest, but by no means devout in any manner.

65. Nationality: English

66. Parents: What about them? That's not a question. It a word. What do you want me to do about it?

67. Do you love them: Oh, thats a question. Um, yes mostly. They can be cunts every now and again though.

68. Brothers or sisters: Fuck no. World couldn't handle that shit.

69. Do you like the place where you live: I've had better.

70. Hair color: Barely there? Not a colour? Brown then.

71. Color of your eyes: Blue, but ones a bit pruple the others a bit green

72. Height: Who cares? Do you? Honestly? I doubt it.

73. Weight: 11 stone. I'm MASSIVE!!

74. What school/grade are you going to: University

75. What marks do you have: The Dark Mark bitches! Uh, enough

76. Do you work anywhere: Hella no.

77. What do you want to be in your life: Content seems a good answer. A totally sweet ass dad and husband will be a close second.

78. Your life: I has a wun.

79. Personal quote: I dusn't has a wun

80. Lucky number: The ones that grant good luck. That aren't the number 3, or green. Neither of those are lucky.

81. What are you interested in: I find my interests generally interesting.

82. Good side of your character: I would prefer not to say, it's not my cock. I just don't like to talk about it.

83. Bad side of it: Generally all of the bits that aren't those of the above question, I only come in good or bad, there isn't much middle ground.

84. Is your life happy: Right now? Fuck knows. In general? Aye it ain't going too badly I would say.

85. Do you think that you are crazy: Not much of the time.

86. What is the time: 12.35 Thats only 9 mintues before Tom's answer

87. What is the date: Monday. Wow that's the same as Tom's answer

88. What's the weather like: Grey and shite and grey without sun.

89. Favourite day in a week: Once we get past Wednesday every day is a fucking holiday!

90. Favourite music: If it screams, its good. If it hurts, it's doing it right. If I don't like it, then its generally bad.

91. Band: Eeeeelastic!! Umm, possibly Red Jumpsuit Apparatus currently.

92. Song: I like the theme to most of the Power Rangers Series. And the Theme to Pokemon Jhoto. Or possibly "To A Friend" by "Alexisonfire"

93. Best concert you have been: From the huge number of two available choices, probably the Foo Fighters, because I could see them.

94. Actress: I like the ones that die, like that girl in Hostel 2, out of the Princess Diaries. I hate that film, and myself.

95. Actor: Jack Motherfucking Sparrow!

96. Film: The ones in which things take place. And then I am frightened at the end.

97. TV series: I'm quite attatched to Scrubs.

98. Theatre play: I like, no, no I'm going to change that. I don't. Oh, wait. West Side Story because Olie was in it and he was Hawt, with an 'A' and a 'W'.

99. Film director: Eli Roth, for the masterpieces that are the Hostel Films, that man deserves a prize. Like 6 years of constant rape.

100. Do you want to be famous: Fuck. And No.

101. Do you want to be an actor/actress: No.

102. Do you want to be a singer: Narp

103. Book: I like the one where Jesus dies at the end.

104. Colors: Black, or white, because I'm exciting you see.

105. Food: The edible and hideously unhealthy kind, preferably without anything green near it.

106. Drink: I mostly drink water, but anything with added carbons and sugars if loovely thank you.

107. Sweet: Candies!! I loves me some candies!

108. Fruit: The very few I like. Grapes! Grapes are tech!

109. The worst food: Anything green. If I was meant to eat green things I would eat grass.

110. The Worst drink: The hot kind. Drinks shouldn't be hot. They should be cool and refreshing!

111. The worst Singer: I find that a man singing while he rapes you is quite bad.

112. The worst Band: Being trapped in a room with men raping you while they carry out a little barbershop quartet I imagine would be quite poor.

113. The worst Actor: I find bad ones are usually poor.

114. The worst Actress: The ones in horror films. All of them. Becuase they lack intelligence. Except the lead actress in Hostel 2, she had balls of steel!

115. The worst Movie: Oh ho ho. Too many to list. Hostel was pretty dire. It hurts me to think about it.

116. The worst book: As with Tom, those without pictures are pretty shitty.

117. Do you drink alchocol: Not unless I reckon I will look a completel cunt if I don't.

118. Do you smoke: No, not cigarettes, not food, and not men. No smoking in here.

119. Do you take some drugs: I certainly do take some drugs.

120. What do you adore to wear: I find clothes are quite good. I prevents you being naked you see.

121. Do you think you're pretty: Prettier than...uhh... something hideous, like a tumor. I'm more attractive than cancer

122. What languages do you speak: English, and French. I'm quite good a cursing if that counts.

123. The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: Emo boys are beautiful

124. The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: Emo girls quite closely follow emo boys. But you see with the boys lots of them look like girls. So I'm going to say Emo Boys again.

125. The most beautiful person on dA/male: I can't say I've seen every single male on dA so couldn't say for certain. I might say Sam, just to make him uncomfortable. That will do

126. The most beautiful person on dA/female: You know how I don't know everyone? And that means I can't say for certain? Fuck off then.

127. 5 your best friends on dA/male: I. Really. Hate. You. A lot.

128. 5 your best friends on dA/female: So. Much. It. Hurts. Breathing.

129. The ugliest person on dA/male: I find Mr. Cancer quite unattractive.

130. The ugliest person on dA/female: I fnd his lover, Miss Plague quite repulsive, its the black spots what does it.

131. The person on dA who you love the most/female: Fukov.

132. The person on dA who you love the most/male: Please.

133. The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: Cease.

134. The person on dA who you don't like at all/male: Communications.

135. Are you in love?: Uh, aye alreet.

136. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Certainly not, lest I be limited to one emotional pathways at a time

137. How does he/she looks like: Which one?

138. Is he/she from dA(put avatar): I would prefer to put hot mental in your eyes.

139. When was your Very First Kiss: Uh, hows about... Year 7? That sounds fitting. I was a slow mover and shaker in this whole romance malarky.

140. How was it: Unplanned. And now I think about it, unpleasant.

141. E-mail addess: That's not a question. Do you want mine? Or my first kisses'? Fuckovvvvv.

142. Do you have something against gays: Yes, I have a huge erection against the gay community as a whole. Die please.

143. The best experience in your life: I don't remember being as happy as I am doing this. Except, the other 18 years of my life. So, all the bits that weren't this were great in comparison.

144. The worst experience in your life: I think that time I got shot by that murderer was bad? What? That didn't happen? This then.

145. When were you the happiest: I am quite happy when I'm unconscious.

146. When were you the saddest: When the consciousness comes back.

147. Who do you want to go on deserted island with: Mr Gun and his friends the 5 Bulleteers.

148. Do you have a secret: Do you have a point? Yes. I do. Probably.

149. What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: I would smack up some bitches!

150. Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: Preferably not anyone with a gun, or muderous or rape related intent. Other than that I'm not fussed

151. Do you have an idol: No. Yes. Fuck you.

152. If the world goes to apocalypse, and you can save only one person, who will that be: God, pretty much guarantees you into heaven doesn't it?

153. Tag 5 of your friends: I'd tag it. Twice. With a sledghammer.

154. What is your name in Romaji?
Whothefuckareyoutoasksucharetardedquesti on Stuart.

155. Have you ever been sick before?
Never. I'm fucking Invincible bitches!

156. Do you play old-school video games?
I played Pac Man. I hate that game now.

157. What do you fear the most?
I'm sure this was the first question. I find frightening things terrify me above all.

158. If you were banned from DeviantART, what would you do?
I would totally haXXorz the site and upload loads of Guro/Furry porn. Because I give such a damn. ¬¬

159. Name your least favorite food
Tumors.

160. Do you watch any old-school shows?
Clarissa Explains Jack Shit, Piss off and die.

161. Would you like to move to Japan someday?
No. No. Just no. Nothing funny. Just no.

162. Have one of your friends died? If so, why?
All of my friends died. I killed them, thats why I have these new ones.

163. What will become of your hometown in the future?
That is just silly. That's the least interesting question so far. I hate you more than words can describe.

164. Have you ever gotten arrested by the police before?
Yes, after I raped that bus full of nuns and orphans on my ninth birthday! Fukov.

165. What kinds of tools do you use for drawing?
I prefer to utilise the blood of my fallen foes when creating my masterpieces. You fuck knuckle.

166. How many hours do you usually sleep on the couch?
All of them! I'm on it now! Sleeping. Leave me to my rest. Argh¬¬

167. What abilities can your main fan character do?
He, uhh, she, they. Fuck yeah bitches it's Goku!

168. Does your character like to cuss?
No, he will often be killed while mumering 'Darn' as all good dubbed characters do.

169. What are the most weirdest things you have ever done?
That English makes me want to pull out my eyeballs. Of all the things I have done over my 18 years, let me just recount all my antics for you. ¬¬

170. What type of boys/girls do you like?
I prefer the kind that offer my drugs in seedy back alleys.

171. Have you ever been to any proms or dances before?
Wait till Friday! The I can tell you how shite it was! Weeeeeeeeee¬¬

172. What are your current school classes so far?
I do Sociology. That's all thats left.

173. Have you watched any movies on DVD?
I prefer VHS personally. I have never seen one of these DVD things you talk about. Who are you? Where am I?

174. What is your Astrological Sign?
It involves two fingers, my index and my middle. They are facing away from you, and are pointing significantly upwards.

175. What accents can you speak in?
I find the vocal ones work best.

176. Please tag 5 people who you know.
*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* There, now you have all the tags, pass them on. ¬¬

177. Full Name: Daniel Alexander Stuart

178. Name Backwards: eiddnaffopiss uoytndoyhw

179. Were you named after anyone?: Fuck Narp.

180. Does your name mean anything?: Some shit. Nothing worth finding out for you.

181. Nick Name(s): I don't have any. I don't like being addressed by a name.

182. Screen Name(s): Zel. There's a story behind that you know.

183. Date Of Birth: 23/10/1988

184. Place of Birth: A room.

185. Nationality: Human.

186. Current Location: I is on a bed. Not your bed. You don't have a bed. Die.

187. Sign: Sign? What about 'sign'? 4 letters. 1 vowel. What the fuck do you want from me?

188. Religion: Rapist

189. Height: 6ish

190. Weight: I'm MASSIVE!!

191. Shoe Size: Something between 0 and 20

192. Hair colour: Why?

193. Eye colour: Do you want to find me in the street?

194. What do you look like?: I don't like you researching me like this.

195. Innie or Outie?: I am currently an innie. It changes regularly ¬¬

196. Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: I am right handed if that is what you mean with this
fagtastic question?

197. Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straighter than you may think

198. Best friend(s): I love that lump in my lungs, he's the best. Other than him, too many to spend the time writing. Ram-tastic will do I suppose.

199. Best friend you trust the most: Ooh there are many, it all depends on the situation though. Different people for different things.

200. Best friends {your sex}: It's pretty level pegging between Tom, Olie Leii and Sam, there not in any sort of order. Before you start thinking too hard.

201. Best friends of the opposite sex: Who cares? They know who they are. There are... 4 of them, including Emma.

202. Best Bud(s): Buds? I hasn't a bud. I find buds on flowers quite pretty though.

203. Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Two words. 6 vowels. It doesn't even have a question mark. What the fuck is that about?

204. Crush: You? To Death? Merrily.

205. Parent(s): I has a wun.

206. Worst Enemy: Broly. His power level is maximum

207. Favorite on-line Guy(s): Tom, as the only male I ever communicate with over the intarwebz. Occassionally Matty, but it ain't a regular thing.

208. Favorite on-line Girl(s): Jo and Anji, as the only two to make an appearance in conversation online.

209. Funniest friend: Tom most likely. Most deinfately good sah!

210. Craziest friend: See as above.

211. Advice Friend: Different horses for different courses.

212. Loudest Friend: Tommo. I like that name I will use it more. I don't know if I prefer it with or without hyphons though.

213. Person you cry with: Fuck it I will cry with anyone I don't want people to miss out on such an experience.

Do You Have...

214. Any sisters: Narp

215. Any brothers: Narp

216. Any pets: Narp

217. A Disease: My hatred for you burns me like the strongest disease would

218. A Pager: Narp

219. A Personal phone line: Ferk Ner

220. A Cell phone: Yarp

221. A Lava lamp: Narp

222. A Pool or hot tub: No

223. A Car: No

Describe Your...

224. Personality: Which one? I has manys.

225. Driving: No.

226. Car or one you want: I like those which take me places faster than walking.

227. Room: White. My imagination does what decorations would. Oh, and full.

228. What’s missing?: My soul. And happiness. And Love. I miss these things. ¬¬

229. School: I had a wun, but I eated it.

230. Bed: Fucking Sweet. Big and empty, but definately good.

231. Relationship with your parent(s): I has a wun.

Do You

232. Believe in yourself: I'm there, its hard to disbelieve something that is apparently fact.

233. Do you believe in love at first sight?: I don't see why not. 'See' why not? See what I did there?

234. Consider yourself a good listener: When it is necessary, I can have open ears that others can put words in yes.

235. Get Along with your parents: I has a wun

236. Save your e-mail conversations: Yes, all of them.

237. Pray: Aye. No jokes. I do sometimes. In fact quite regularly.

238. Believe in reincarnation: I want to be reincarnted as your someone who knew your parents so I could beat them to death and prohibit your existence.

239. Like to make fun of people: It's a crime without a vitcim, other than those you are making fun of.

240. Like to talk on the phone: No, I hate it more than this quiz, well, nearly.

241. Like to eat: I do, but only alone. I don't like eating in front of others.

242. Like to drive: I have loved every single experience I have had of not driving yet, it's been swell.

243. Get motion sickness: No.

244. Eat the stems of broccoli: It's green. I don't eat it. It's a rule.

245. Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Yes. What's the matter with that? It's neater that way.

246. Dream in colour: I don't dream, it's that lack of a soul that does it.

247. Type with your fingers on home row: Yes. Yes I do. I love home row. It's great. ¬¬

248. Sleep with a stuffed animal: No, its a real animal. I'm not making sexual innuendos, when I'm alone I sleep next to a buffalo.

What Is…?

249. Right next to you: On the left we are passing a mobile telemophone, on the right my mouse with which I direct the intarwebz.

250. On the walls of your room: Fuck all, other than white paint.

251. On your mouse pad: I has a pillow as a mouse mat. Because I'm queer what? ¬¬

252. Your dream car: I like those what I will have.

253. Your dream date: One where I simulataniously get laid, am rewarded with an infinite supply of money, and get to watch my enemies killed by teeny lepers.

254. Your dream honeymoon spot: One where I go with someone when I am married. ¬¬

255. Your dream husband/wife: Those that breathe and love me. And put out

256. Your bedtime: That point where my consciousness ceases.

257. Under your bed: There isn't room under my bed for anything but monsters. So, them then.

258. The single most important question: If a man wearing rubber shoes comes across a pack of emo boys putting make up on each other, while at the same time his wife gets smacked about by her pimp, what time does the 12.25 train arrive at the station?

259. Your bad time of the day: I find the times when I'm awake are probably the worst.

260. Your worst fear(s): For the 3rd time, my biggest fear is, right now, how many more times you are going to ask me this question.

261. The weather like: Its still grey and shite and grey without any sun.

262. The time: Half past 1.

263. The date? Well I haven't been doing this for 24 fucking hoursd have I you thick tart? It's still Monday.

264. The best trick you ever played on someone: I once pushed a small boy in front of a moving bus. That was a good one.

265. The weirdest food or drink that you like: I am quite partial to the brain of those I fid killed in wars. They grant me superpowers. You fucknut.

266.Theme Song: a theme song is some sort of audio asociated with one thing or another. it is often ment to signify the beginning or entry of thst thing to make the listener more aware of its presence. <- I honestly couldn't put it better.

267. The hardest thing about growing up: Getting scared by being so far away from the floor.

268. Your funniest experience: I really liked it when my parents died in that mugging. It made me into Batman.

269. Your scariest moment: When that genetically modified spider bit me. I thought I was a goner.

270. The silliest thing you've said: I once said I love you. That's silly right?

271. The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: I once put a gun to their head while my friends raped them. Desperate eh?

272. The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Aside from the London trip and the pornography invite, I was really scared when we were on that school bus while the thing form Jeepers Creepers picked us off one by one. Wait, that wasn't me? I don't know then.

273. The worst feeling in the world: I find having your soul plucked out through your ass while a million tiny mexican banditos eat your face is quite bad.

274. The best feeling in the world: I like it when poeple kill themselves in front of me. Particularly when bit of them get in my mouth.

275. 5 people you tag: I tag God. Pass it on Bitches!